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Corny Halloween Jokes You’ll Say Are Stupid Now, But Will Still Tell to Everyone You Know Tomorrow

 

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Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, “A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?” The other monster replied, “Be a gentleman and roll them back to her.”


Riddle: the maker does not want it, the buyer does not use it, and the user does not see it, what is it?

(The answer is at the bottom of the page)


Which ghost is the best dancer?

The Boogie Man!


When do ghouls and goblins cook their victims?

On Fry Day


What’s a monsters favorite desert?

I-Scream!


What do you call a dancing ghost?

Polka-haunt-us


Why do vampires need mouthwash?

They have bat breath…


Why did Dracula take cold medicine?

To stop his coffin


What is a vampire’s favorite mode of transportation?

A blood vessel…  


What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snow man?

Frostbite


How does a girl vampire flirt?

She bats her eyes.


What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween?

Ghoul-aid!!!


What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Bamboo


Why do ghosts shiver and moan?

It’s drafty under that sheet.


What do ghosts eat for breakfast?

Boo-Berries.


Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It raises their spirits.


Why don’t mummies take vacations?

They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.


Who are some of the were-wolves cousins?

The what-wolves and when-wolves.


Who are some of the werewolves cousins?

The whatwolves, the whowolves and the when wolves.


How do monsters tell their future?

They read their horrorscope.


Answer to the Riddle: the maker does not want it, the buyer does not use it, and the user does not see it, what is it? A: a coffin.  

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